So, a Native American walks into a bar.

The bartender looks at him and frowns, "you can't have anything to drink, tonight."

The native simply replies "Howgh?"

. . . . .

So, an Alien walks into a bar.

The bartender looks on in surprise, "what are you doing here?"

The alien replies, throwing up a strange hand signal, "take me to your liters."

. . . . .

So, a dyslexic man walks into a bar.

The barntender looks at him in shock, "neighhhh?"